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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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avengers…eyes…
(Source: caughtbythehalfmoon, via iwillmindfuckyou)
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Steve:
Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
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Thor:
I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
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Clint:
I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
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Bruce:
They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
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Tony:
Hi, I'm tony stark.
Ok I know this is a bit of a TMI post but
if sticking a penis up your vagina feels the same as shoving a tampon up there then I am going officially declaring myself a lesbian now.
(Source: samljackson, via laughcentre)
Exhibit A - Harry Styles
Exhibit B - Niall Horan
Exhibit C- Zayn Malik
Exhibit D- Louis Tomlinson
Exhibit E- Liam Payne
Exhibit G- Zac Efron
Exhibit H- Freddie Highmore
Exhibit I- Logan Lerman
Exhibit J- Josh Hutcherson
FUCK YES
Bitches ya’ll forgot these two faboos.
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from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
(Source: -kunis, via laughcentre)
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is this heaven?
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